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Sexual SMS Collection(English)

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1. 
Girl:Its t00 tight 
 
B0y:D0nt w0rry,I'll d it sl0wly, 
 
Gal:Push it in, 
 
B0y:Ah..I cant, 
 
Gal:Its painful, 
 
B0y:F0rget it. 
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Well buy new WEDDING RING! 
 
 
 
 
2. 
 
A beautiful girl g0es to Pr0fessor cabin 
 
and 
 
say 
 
that i will do anything to pass in the exams 
 
and professor says 
 
N0W 0PEN Y0U 
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Bo0ks And Study 
 
 
 
 
 
3. 
He came at night, 
 
expl0red my b0dy, 
 
got on t0p of me, 
 
t0uched me, he bit, 
 
sucked, swal0wd, 
 
when he was satisfied, 
 
he left, I was hurt, 
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BLo0DY... M0SQUIT0 !!!! 
 
 
 
 
 
4. 
I really deeply wish dat 
 
y0u r here with me in my ro0m. 
 
 on my bed & lights is 0ff & 
 
we get under the c0ver t0gether.. 
 
2 show u my gl0w in the dark watch. 
 
 
 
 
5. 
2 men went 2 a call girl. 
 
First went in and came 0ut n said 
 
"N0 my wife is better." 
 
2nd went in and came 0ut n said 
 
"y0U aRe right y0ur wife is much better."

Sexual SMS Collection(English)

1. Girl:Its t00 tight B0y:D0nt w0rry,I'll d it sl0wly, Gal:Push it in, B0y:Ah..I cant, Gal:Its painful, B0y:F0rget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING! 2. A beautiful girl g0es to Pr0fessor cabin…

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Great Sexy SMS (English)

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1. 
Catch her by her waist... 
 
Bring her h0me.. 
 
Keep y0ur hand 0n her neck 
 
Put y0ur lips 0n her lips 
 
& have a ... 
 
...nice drinK..PEPSI 
 
 
 
 
2. 
3 FEELINGS............... 
 
what i$ the difference between stress,tension & panic? 
 
Stress i$ when wife is pregnant, 
 
tensi0n i$ when girlfriend is pregnant & 
 
panic is when b0th Are pregnant 
 
 
 
 
3. 
Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With Y0u T0 Bangk0k? 
 
 Husband: Because Nob0dy Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. 
 
"If U Didn't Get It G0 Watch Pog0":p 
 
 
 
 
4. 
L0ve is a gamble, 
 
Sex is a game, 
 
Boys d0 the thing 
 
Girls get the blame, 
 
only 1 night in pleasure 
 
9 months 0f pain 
 
1 day in h0spital and 
 
a juni0r needs a name 
 
 
 
 
 
5. 
What's an average 6 inch l0ng 
 
Inside a guy's pants and girls l0ve to blow it up? 
? 
? 
? 
? 
A:1OOO- rupee currency n0te.! 
 
Always think p0sitive

Great Sexy SMS (English)

1. Catch her by her waist... Bring her h0me.. Keep y0ur hand 0n her neck Put y0ur lips 0n her lips & have a ... ...nice drinK..PEPSI 2. 3 FEELINGS............... what i$ the difference between stres…

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Beautiful Sexy SMS Collection

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1. 
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER M0UTH 
 
after BL0oD TEST. 
 
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . 
 
NURSE:y Are y0u DANCING. 
 
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST 
 
 
 
 
2. 
A girl ph0ned me 
 
the 0ther day and said ... 
 
"Come 0n over, there's n0body h0me." 
 
I went 0ver. Nob0dy was home 
 
 
 
 
3. 
Sardar 0n ph0ne: 
 
Doct0r my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right n0w. 
 
D0ctor: Is this her first child? 
 
Sardar: N0 this is her husband speaking�� 
 
 
 
 
4. 
Last night I went t0 bed with0ut y0u.. 
 
c0ld,naked,thinking of y0u, 
 
missing y0ur warmth, 
 
Y0ur soft t0uch against my skin. 
 
Where were y0u "lastnite" 
 
 
 
 
5. 
C0me here, 
 
take 0ff y0ur pents and knickers, 
 
get on t0p 0f me, 
 
enjoy until y0u get satisfied, 
 
 
 loving y0urs..... 
 
t0ilet!

Beautiful Sexy SMS Collection

1. NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER M0UTH after BL0oD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y Are y0u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST 2. A girl ph0ned me the 0ther day and said ... "Come 0n …

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Allaw Sexy SMS Collection

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1. 
Always start your day with a l0t 0f... S E X 
 
S - SMILE 
 
E - ENERGY 
 
X - XCITEMENT 
 
s0 make S E X a daily habit, and y0u all always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE 
 
 
 
 
2. 
In a bath ro0m, 
 
a b0y touches a girl everywhere! 
 
 You Kn0w wh0se that b0y? 
 
Stupid It's Lifeb0y Soap! 
 
Dirty pe0ple always think dirty. 
 
 
 
 
 
3. 
I want t0 suck you 
 
lick y0u 
 
wanna m0ve my tongue all 0ver you 
 
wanna feel you in my m0uth 
 
yep, that's how y0u 
 
eat an ice cream! 
 
 
 
 
4. 
A y0ung girl after her h0neymo0n 
 
came fully exhausted and tired, 
 
When her friends asked her what happened? 
 
She replied : 
 
When this 7O year old bastard told me 
 
he has saved a lot from last 5O years, 
 
"I thought It was M0NEY" 
 
 
 
 
5. 
Teacher:BataO0,JoH Log 
 
Ghalat Kaaam Kartety Hain, 
 
W0 Kahaan Jatay Hain? 
 
Larki Sharmatey Huwe: 
 
Sir,Shehr Ky Log Hotel 
 
Mein, Aur Ga0n Ka L0ag 
 
Kammaad Mein Jatey Hain..

Allaw Sexy SMS Collection

1. Always start your day with a l0t 0f... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT s0 make S E X a daily habit, and y0u all always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE 2. In a bath ro0m, a b0y touches a girl eve…

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Adult Great SMS Collection

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1. 
In a party a lady wanted 
 
t0 g0 t0 t0ilet s0 
 
she inquired with A sardar 
 
papa ji susu karne ki jagah dikha0, 
 
sardar ji replied y0u naughty 
 
pehle tum dikha0 
 
 
 
 
 
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GirL: Are y0u free..? Let’s hang 0ut t0night.. 
 
B0Y: I can’t.. I m hanging 0ut with s0me0ne else.. 
 
Girl: Wh0..?? 
… 
 
Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world? 
Girl: 0h…G0Od bye !!! 
 
(6 minutes later the do0r Bell rings) 
 
Girl: Why are u here? 
 
Boy: I already t0ld you, I was coming 0ver. <img alt=":)" class="wp-smiley" src="http://www.send92.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /> ? 
 
 
 
 
3. 
A sh0rt thing 
 
its get l0nger as u hold it 
 
& pass between w0man's breast 
 
& enters int0 a small h0le 
 
What is it? 
 
 
 
 
4. 
Larki Date Per Thi 
 
Ami Ney Dekh Liya 
 
Ami Ney Call Ki: Beti 
 
KaHan H0? 
 
Beti Paper Dene Ayi 
 
Hun 
 
Ammi Zara DhyaaN Se,Iss 
 
Paper Ka Result Aya T0 
 
Jaaan Say Mar Dohngi.. 
 
 
 
 
5. 
Boy and girl 0f class to asked teacher: 
 
"can kids 0f our age have kids?" 
 
Teacher replied " N0 Never!!" 
 
Boy said t0 girl : 
 
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"see I told you n0t to w0rry!!!!".</div>
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Adult Great SMS Collection

1. In a party a lady wanted t0 g0 t0 t0ilet s0 she inquired with A sardar papa ji susu karne ki jagah dikha0, sardar ji replied y0u naughty pehle tum dikha0 2. GirL: Are y0u free..? Let’s hang 0ut t…

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Sexy adult SMS (ENglish)

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1. 
A man while making l0ve t0 his maid, 
exclaimed 'Martha y0ur are sweeter than my wife' 
 
The maid smiled and sAid 
'I kn0w 'c0s the driver always tells me s0' 
 
 
 
 
2. 
B0y:what is that u keep in y0ur m0uth 
which is 6" l0ng 
and m0ve it in and 0ut 
and wait f0r a white substance to c0me 0ut? 
 
Girl: why d0 y0u ask such questi0n to me. 
i can't tell such w0rds 
 
B0y:d0n't w0rry its to0th brush 
 
 
 
 
3. 
Can we d0 r0mance in the midnight t0day? 
I'm in a go0d mo0d:) 
Just a little bit 0f kissing and biting!! 
Reply me so0n, 
y0urs L0ving Mosquit0. 
 
 
 
 
4. 
Let me kiss y0ur lips, 
let me feel y0ur teeth, 
let me feel y0ur tongue. 
SMILE! 
This is y0ur friend 
"PEPS0DENT" 
reminding y0u t0 brush y0ur teeth, 
Twice a day Everyday :) 
 
 
 
 
5. 
It's the thing that satisfies 
ur mind, b0dy & s0ul! 
D0 it 0n bed, 0n a s0fa, 
in the car 0r anywhere! 
It's called Prayer! 
G0d bless y0ur naughty mind.

Sexy adult SMS (ENglish)

1. A man while making l0ve t0 his maid, exclaimed 'Martha y0ur are sweeter than my wife' The maid smiled and sAid 'I kn0w 'c0s the driver always tells me s0' 2. B0y:what is that u keep in y0ur m0uth…

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Adult SMS in English

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1. 
B0y1:Meet my wife Tina 
 
B0y2.0h! I kn0w her 
B0y1:H0w? 
B0y2:v were caught sleeping t0gether 
B0y1:What the hell? 
B0y2.during lecture in maths class 
 
 
Think +ve:) 
 
 
 
 
2. 
In a party A lady wanted 
t0 g0 t0 t0ilet s0 
she inquired with A sardar 
papaji susu karney ki jagah dikha0, 
 
sardarji replied y0u naughty 
pehle tum dikha0 
 
 
 
 
3. 
Sardar sent SMS t0 his B0SS: 
"Me sick, n0 w0rk" 
B0ss SMS back: 
"When I am sick I kis$ my wife try it" 
2 h0urs later sardar sms 2 b0ss: 
"Me 0k, y0ur wife very sweet" 
 
 
 
 
4. 
A sh0rt thing 
its get l0nger as u h0ld it 
& pass between w0man's breast 
& enters int0 a small h0le 
What is it? 
 
 
 
 
5. 
What ix the perfect example 
0f b0th Go0d & Bad Luck? 
 
The naughty wind bl0ws the girl's skirt high (Go0d luck) 
 
but at thE same time 
 
Dust falls int0 the b0y's eyes (Bad luck)

Adult SMS in English

1. B0y1:Meet my wife Tina B0y2.0h! I kn0w her B0y1:H0w? B0y2:v were caught sleeping t0gether B0y1:What the hell? B0y2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:) 2. In a party A lady wanted t0 g0 t0 t…

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