Absurd Awasome SMS

1. 

Elvis is dead and i d0n’t feel myself s0 c0mf0rtable




2.
Hell0 I am a virus and i am entering y0ur brain right n0w

S0rry i am leaving because there is n0 brain inside



3. 

D0n’t drink the sea water please

Fish fuck in it




4.
"Linux" is like a wagwam n0 wind0w, n0 gates and an apache inside




5.
Hell0

I Am A Virus

And

I Am Entering

Y0ur Brain Right N0w

Sorry I Will Leave

I Can’t Find A Brain.