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H0w T0 Keep An Idi0t Entertained 
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Press D0wn 
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H0w T0 Keep An Idi0t Entertained 
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Press Up. 
 
 
 
 
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I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride y0u lying. If y0u were a bird I’d ride y0u 
flying. 
 
And when y0ur dead and l0ng f0rg0tten I’ll dig y0u up and ride y0u 
r0tten. 
 
 
 
 
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Hell0 I am a virus and I am entering y0ur brain right n0w….. 
 
s0rry I will leave, I can’t find a brain. lolx 
 
 
 
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Elvis is dead and I don’t feEl myself s0 comfortable 
 
 
 
 
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Hell0 I am A virus aNd I am entering your brain right noW

S0rry I am leaving because there is no braiN inside lolx

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Absurd Awasome SMS

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Elvis is dead and i d0n’t feel myself s0 c0mf0rtable 
 
 
 
 
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Hell0 I am a virus and i am entering y0ur brain right n0w 
 
S0rry i am leaving because there is n0 brain inside 
 
 
 
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D0n’t drink the sea water please 
 
Fish fuck in it 
 
 
 
 
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"Linux" is like a wagwam n0 wind0w, n0 gates and an apache inside 
 
 
 
 
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Hell0 
 
I Am A Virus 
 
And 
 
I Am Entering 
 
Y0ur Brain Right N0w 
 
Sorry I Will Leave 
 
I Can’t Find A Brain. 
 
 
 
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Absurd Awasome SMS

1. Elvis is dead and i d0n’t feel myself s0 c0mf0rtable 2. Hell0 I am a virus and i am entering y0ur brain right n0w S0rry i a...

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A: D0 y0u want a dirty jike? 
 
B: Yes 
 
A: A h0rse fell in dirty mud... 
 
 
 
 
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Everything is p0ssible in the w0rld? 
 
For Example: 
 
Imran Hashmi in jaNat :P :P 
 
 
 
 
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Tu hay harjae t0 apna bhe yahee thur sahii 
 
Tu nahi aur sahii aur nahii aur sahii 
 
 
 
 
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Mummy Mummy can I wear a bra n0w. I am 16 just shut up 
 
 
 
 
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I d0n’t l0ve and I d0n’t care, I just married a milli0nare and if he dies I just n0 cry, I will fuck an0ther guy 
 
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AlFazz T0 B0hat hain Muhabat BaYan karney k liye 
 
                               
CH ZAIN ISHAQ 
 
 PAr ju khamo0shi Nai samjh sakta W0 alfaz kia samjegaa… 
 
 
 
 
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KiS Tarhan Samayt0n i$ ka Dard k0 apne ch0te sey aanchal Main 
 
                                          
Ch Zain Ishaq 
 
 Dukh deyte howe yaar ne zara sa Bhi na s0cha… 
 
 
 
 
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WAsi ki pehLli Shaab 0r Unkaa NaaZ Say Kehna 
 
                    Ch Zain Ishaq 
 
SUch Bata0 kya Kr0gi Shama Bujh Janay kay BaaaD. 
 
 
  
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MulaQatein Musalsal Ho0n t0 DilChaspi nhi RehTi 
 
                            
CH Zain Ishaq 
 
BaRay DilcHasP H0ty Hain yeah Bhe TarTeEb YaRaNay 
 
 
 
 
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The chance 0f bread faaling with butter is inversely pr0p0rti0nal t0 the c0st of the carpet.. 
 
 
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1. AlFazz T0 B0hat hain Muhabat BaYan karney k liye CH ZAIN ISHAQ PAr ju khamo0shi Nai samjh ...

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