Allaw Absurd SMS

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H0w T0 Keep An Idi0t Entertained
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Press D0wn
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H0w T0 Keep An Idi0t Entertained
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Press Up.




2.
I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride y0u lying. If y0u were a bird I’d ride y0u flying.

And when y0ur dead and l0ng f0rg0tten I’ll dig y0u up and ride y0u r0tten.




3.
Hell0 I am a virus and I am entering y0ur brain right n0w…..

s0rry I will leave, I can’t find a brain. lolx



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Elvis is dead and I don’t feEl myself s0 comfortable




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Hell0 I am A virus aNd I am entering your brain right noW

S0rry I am leaving because there is no braiN inside lolx