Adult SMS in English

1.
B0y1:Meet my wife Tina

B0y2.0h! I kn0w her

B0y1:H0w?

B0y2:v were caught sleeping t0gether

B0y1:What the hell?

B0y2.during lecture in maths class


Think +ve:)




2.
In a party A lady wanted

t0 g0 t0 t0ilet s0

she inquired with A sardar

papaji susu karney ki jagah dikha0,

sardarji replied y0u naughty

pehle tum dikha0




3.
Sardar sent SMS t0 his B0SS:

"Me sick, n0 w0rk"

B0ss SMS back:

"When I am sick I kis$ my wife try it"

2 h0urs later sardar sms 2 b0ss:

"Me 0k, y0ur wife very sweet"




4.
A sh0rt thing

its get l0nger as u h0ld it

& pass between w0man's breast

& enters int0 a small h0le

What is it?




5.
What ix the perfect example

0f b0th Go0d & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind bl0ws the girl's skirt high (Go0d luck)

but at thE same time

Dust falls int0 the b0y's eyes (Bad luck)