1.
B0y1:Meet my wife Tina
B0y2.0h! I kn0w her
B0y1:H0w?
B0y2:v were caught sleeping t0gether
B0y1:What the hell?
B0y2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
2.
In a party A lady wanted
t0 g0 t0 t0ilet s0
she inquired with A sardar
papaji susu karney ki jagah dikha0,
sardarji replied y0u naughty
pehle tum dikha0
3.
Sardar sent SMS t0 his B0SS:
"Me sick, n0 w0rk"
B0ss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kis$ my wife try it"
2 h0urs later sardar sms 2 b0ss:
"Me 0k, y0ur wife very sweet"
4.
A sh0rt thing
its get l0nger as u h0ld it
& pass between w0man's breast
& enters int0 a small h0le
What is it?
5.
What ix the perfect example
0f b0th Go0d & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind bl0ws the girl's skirt high (Go0d luck)
but at thE same time
Dust falls int0 the b0y's eyes (Bad luck)
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