1.
A man while making l0ve t0 his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha y0ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and sAid
'I kn0w 'c0s the driver always tells me s0'
2.
B0y:what is that u keep in y0ur m0uth
which is 6" l0ng
and m0ve it in and 0ut
and wait f0r a white substance to c0me 0ut?
Girl: why d0 y0u ask such questi0n to me.
i can't tell such w0rds
B0y:d0n't w0rry its to0th brush
3.
Can we d0 r0mance in the midnight t0day?
I'm in a go0d mo0d:)
Just a little bit 0f kissing and biting!!
Reply me so0n,
y0urs L0ving Mosquit0.
4.
Let me kiss y0ur lips,
let me feel y0ur teeth,
let me feel y0ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is y0ur friend
"PEPS0DENT"
reminding y0u t0 brush y0ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)
5.
It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, b0dy & s0ul!
D0 it 0n bed, 0n a s0fa,
in the car 0r anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
G0d bless y0ur naughty mind.
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