GirL: Are y0u free..? Let’s hang 0ut t0night..

B0Y: I can’t.. I m hanging 0ut with s0me0ne else..

Girl: Wh0..??
…

Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?
Girl: 0h…G0Od bye !!!

(6 minutes later the do0r Bell rings)

Girl: Why are u here?

Boy: I already t0ld you, I was coming 0ver. :) ?




3.
A sh0rt thing

its get l0nger as u hold it

& pass between w0man's breast

& enters int0 a small h0le

What is it?




4.
Larki Date Per Thi

Ami Ney Dekh Liya

Ami Ney Call Ki: Beti

KaHan H0?

Beti Paper Dene Ayi

Hun

Ammi Zara DhyaaN Se,Iss

Paper Ka Result Aya T0

Jaaan Say Mar Dohngi..




5.
Boy and girl 0f class to asked teacher:

"can kids 0f our age have kids?"

Teacher replied " N0 Never!!"

Boy said t0 girl :

"see I told you n0t to w0rry!!!!".