Girl:Its t00 tight
B0y:D0nt w0rry,I'll d it sl0wly,
Gal:Push it in,
B0y:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
B0y:F0rget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!
2.
A beautiful girl g0es to Pr0fessor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
N0W 0PEN Y0U
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.
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Bo0ks And Study
3.
He came at night,
expl0red my b0dy,
got on t0p of me,
t0uched me, he bit,
sucked, swal0wd,
when he was satisfied,
he left, I was hurt,
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.
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BLo0DY... M0SQUIT0 !!!!
4.
I really deeply wish dat
y0u r here with me in my ro0m.
on my bed & lights is 0ff &
we get under the c0ver t0gether..
2 show u my gl0w in the dark watch.
5.
2 men went 2 a call girl.
First went in and came 0ut n said
"N0 my wife is better."
2nd went in and came 0ut n said
"y0U aRe right y0ur wife is much better."
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