1.
Girl:Its t00 tight

B0y:D0nt w0rry,I'll d it sl0wly,

Gal:Push it in,

B0y:Ah..I cant,

Gal:Its painful,

B0y:F0rget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!




2.

A beautiful girl g0es to Pr0fessor cabin

and

say

that i will do anything to pass in the exams

and professor says

N0W 0PEN Y0U
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Bo0ks And Study





3.
He came at night,

expl0red my b0dy,

got on t0p of me,

t0uched me, he bit,

sucked, swal0wd,

when he was satisfied,

he left, I was hurt,
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BLo0DY... M0SQUIT0 !!!!





4.
I really deeply wish dat

y0u r here with me in my ro0m.

 on my bed & lights is 0ff &

we get under the c0ver t0gether..

2 show u my gl0w in the dark watch.




5.
2 men went 2 a call girl.

First went in and came 0ut n said

"N0 my wife is better."

2nd went in and came 0ut n said

"y0U aRe right y0ur wife is much better."


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