1.
Catch her by her waist...
Bring her h0me..
Keep y0ur hand 0n her neck
Put y0ur lips 0n her lips
& have a ...
...nice drinK..PEPSI
2.
3 FEELINGS...............
what i$ the difference between stress,tension & panic?
Stress i$ when wife is pregnant,
tensi0n i$ when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when b0th Are pregnant
3.
Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With Y0u T0 Bangk0k?
Husband: Because Nob0dy Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.
"If U Didn't Get It G0 Watch Pog0":p
4.
L0ve is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boys d0 the thing
Girls get the blame,
only 1 night in pleasure
9 months 0f pain
1 day in h0spital and
a juni0r needs a name
5.
What's an average 6 inch l0ng
Inside a guy's pants and girls l0ve to blow it up?
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A:1OOO- rupee currency n0te.!
Always think p0sitive
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