1.
Catch her by her waist...

Bring her h0me..

Keep y0ur hand 0n her neck

Put y0ur lips 0n her lips

& have a ...

...nice drinK..PEPSI




2.
3 FEELINGS...............

what i$ the difference between stress,tension & panic?

Stress i$ when wife is pregnant,

tensi0n i$ when girlfriend is pregnant &

panic is when b0th Are pregnant




3.
Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With Y0u T0 Bangk0k?

 Husband: Because Nob0dy Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.

"If U Didn't Get It G0 Watch Pog0":p




4.
L0ve is a gamble,

Sex is a game,

Boys d0 the thing

Girls get the blame,

only 1 night in pleasure

9 months 0f pain

1 day in h0spital and

a juni0r needs a name





5.
What's an average 6 inch l0ng

Inside a guy's pants and girls l0ve to blow it up?
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A:1OOO- rupee currency n0te.!

Always think p0sitive

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