Always start your day with a l0t 0f... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
s0 make S E X a daily habit, and y0u all always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE
2.
In a bath ro0m,
a b0y touches a girl everywhere!
You Kn0w wh0se that b0y?
Stupid It's Lifeb0y Soap!
Dirty pe0ple always think dirty.
3.
I want t0 suck you
lick y0u
wanna m0ve my tongue all 0ver you
wanna feel you in my m0uth
yep, that's how y0u
eat an ice cream!
4.
A y0ung girl after her h0neymo0n
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 7O year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 5O years,
"I thought It was M0NEY"
5.
Teacher:BataO0,JoH Log
Ghalat Kaaam Kartety Hain,
W0 Kahaan Jatay Hain?
Larki Sharmatey Huwe:
Sir,Shehr Ky Log Hotel
Mein, Aur Ga0n Ka L0ag
Kammaad Mein Jatey Hain..
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